{"product_id":"fake-cat-vomit","title":"Fake Cat Vomit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing the Purrfect Prank Fake Cat Vomit – because nothing says “I love chaos” like a random puddle of feline faux-spew on the carpet. Crafted with disturbingly realistic textures and colours, this gag prop will have your mates questioning if Whiskers had a dodgy lamb chop for brekkie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur fake cat vomit is lovingly designed with:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChunky realism: The lumpy bits will haunt your dreams.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAuthentic palette: A delightful mix of beige, brown, and that mysterious green no one wants to identify.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePortable terror: Light and easy to place on couches, rugs, or next to your mate’s sneakers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHarmless pranks on family or housemates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTikTok shenanigans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGiving your actual cat a reputation for culinary disaster\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, slight gagging, or awkward conversations about switching to hypoallergenic kibble.\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBring home the joy of fake feline upchuck today – because your sense of humour deserves it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Illawarra Cat Rescue Limited","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49313614266627,"sku":"0054","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/5513\/9075\/files\/FullSizeRender_4ae23a10-935e-4728-b412-f8c48974023c.jpg?v=1784893413","url":"https:\/\/illawarra-cat-rescue-support.myshopify.com\/en-gb\/products\/fake-cat-vomit","provider":"Illawarra Cat Rescue Limited","version":"1.0","type":"link"}