Fake Cat Vomit

Introducing the Purrfect Prank Fake Cat Vomit – because nothing says “I love chaos” like a random puddle of feline faux-spew on the carpet. Crafted with disturbingly realistic textures and colours, this gag prop will have your mates questioning if Whiskers had a dodgy lamb chop for brekkie.

Our fake cat vomit is lovingly designed with:

• Chunky realism: The lumpy bits will haunt your dreams.
• Authentic palette: A delightful mix of beige, brown, and that mysterious green no one wants to identify.
• Portable terror: Light and easy to place on couches, rugs, or next to your mate’s sneakers.

Ideal for:

• Harmless pranks on family or housemates
• TikTok shenanigans
• Giving your actual cat a reputation for culinary disaster

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, slight gagging, or awkward conversations about switching to hypoallergenic kibble. 

Bring home the joy of fake feline upchuck today – because your sense of humour deserves it!